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Woman Wants Landlord to Pay After Finding Cockroach Imbedded in Her Ear (www.ibtimes.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by lemmee_in@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

dude I really wish I hadn't read this right before bed. holy crap. I can't even imagine what the sound of a fucking cockroach scratching on my eardrum would sound like. oh my god.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Think like if you stuck a Q-Tip in your ear, but the tip is more like a miniature toothbrush. Then twist it for a bit.

That's the best way I can describe it, very unpleasant and painful.