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Tucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 2 weeks ago by lemmee_in@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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And Bannon said: “Tucker, absolutely amazing.”

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No it was his four stupid dogs who heard a noise and scratched him galloping off the bed.

"Demon". Cripes this fucker will sink to any low.

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't have pegged him for someone who had dogs. Requires too much empathy and care.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who volunteered in an animal shelter I can sadly say that is not the case, more frequently than it should be.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I wouldn't peg him either.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m betting somebody has.