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Anon has a realization (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 270 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anon avoids a predator

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago

Yeah. It probably feels like a missed opportunity, but ask anyone who went through with it and I’m betting most of them are fucked up as a result.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I’m sure this story is true.

At 16 he was already a sweaty, fat neckbeard with a MLP t-shirt and more acne in his face than oil in the middle east.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nobody would be a fan of my little pony in 1998, and I don't know who could grow a beard at 16, but it certainly wasn't anyone I knew Though there's certainly acne

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I had a classmate with a full beard at 16. Also being able to grow some scruffy neck hair is not uncommon at that age.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm* t-shirt* than*

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Corrected. Thanks.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago

Those grapes were certainly sour.