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Useful context from @callouscomic:

Misleading headline.

From a different site:

with attackers demanding a $150,000 ransom in “baguettes,” an obtuse reference to the company’s headquarters being located in France. In reality, the attackers are looking for payment in Monero, a privacy-focused cryptocurrency.

https://cyberscoop.com/schneider-electric-energy-ransomware-hellcat/

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“You will deliver ze bread in an unmarked baker’s van.”

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

En iz better be good baguette!