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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 160 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also think Java is shit, but if you manage to get a NullPointerException while writing a hello world program, maybe anon is just not cut out for computers?

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always loved that Java has a NullPointerException but doesn't have the concept of pointers in the language (only references).

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That is because they planed to add pointers and then gave up.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago

I can't tell if you are making a joke but I can believe it could happen if it's Java

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

I mean... they have them. And unsafe. You're just not supposed to use them

[–] starman@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago

C# has NullReferenceException and it actually makes sense.