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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by BlackLaZoR@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are you fucking kidding me? The US is ruled by memes now. How long until they reach out to Scumbag Steve or Success Kid?

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I'm glad that I took vector calculus in college, so I can accurately model this fucking parabola of the country going straight into the ground.

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[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Business cat