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Not such a conspiracy theory now (lemmy.world)
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[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (5 children)

You're being awfully combative. If this behavior continues, the court will mandate installation of a calming chip in your brain.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

Alongside a medical bill to put the thing in. This isn't charity, it's America. You'll be responsible for paying for the surgery and the rental fee of the courts chip. You don't own that chip we forced you to put in your brain, you're just renting it for the rest of your life.

[–] scratchresistor@thelemmy.club 6 points 11 months ago

I'm a delivery boy!

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

Nah, send those filthy insurrectionists to the lithium mines!

[–] noroute@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Good luck ;-)

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Anyone seeing this might want to consider combat training and counter custody training while it's easy, just in case this is the future we're headed for. (Also Remember they're not real people, they're bureaucrats they're the same as robots, don't hold back.)