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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon attempts to fulfill a dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone's focusing on the boring parts here, I need to know more about resetting the Harambe timeline

[–] beneeney@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Harambe? You mean the gorilla at the Cincinnati zoo? I just saw him yesterday, he is such a darling!

[–] Buddahriffic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

His kid is doing really well, too! He's in high school now, his English isn't that great but he's very assertive and confident. Harambe is raising him well. Even that brutal murder of the zoo employee didn't cause so much trauma that Harambe couldn't counsel him through it. They never did catch the killer...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Where is Harambe?! Is he safe? Is he alright?!