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Anon tries to understand his coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 88 points 11 months ago (2 children)

fake, anon had a girl interested in him

gay, he almost had a three way

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Came here to say, it sounds like they wanted a third, and failing to note the possibility is one of the more immature features of the greentext.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most people just aren't into that

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for most people, but at the same time, most are more aware its a thing than anon has demonstrated.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why would you feel sorry for people not being into it?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh no, there's so much more to be sorry for those people for besides just what they miss out on. I'm actually more prone to being sorry they are so vocal about it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone just being into something doesn't make me feel like they're missing out. Not everyone likes the same things.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Again, I don't care what they are or are not missing out on. I care what they ruin for others, intentionally or otherwise. I'm sad for the rest of us that these sad-sacks are so certain of their majority and righteousness.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but really don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying they're ruining things by turning down a threesome because they're not into it?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Could be. The obliviousness is far more disappointing though. She might have liked OP better than her boyfriend in the end. At a minimum "I (knowing/unknowingly)turned down a threesome" is lot less pathetic than what we got.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Need I remind you that this is both fake and gay

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Anon's gender is unspecified and their profile pic is masculine, but I'll take your word for the gay part.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're no fun

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

You have NO idea how right you are.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Love this community for keeping up with the 4chan spirit no matter what.

There's always a comment under every post explaining how it's fake and anon is gay.