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Anon tries to understand his coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Skates@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

And also, guessing "I'm no longer interested" is paraphrased, cause nobody on 4Chan is mature enough to not make things incredibly uncomfortable at work after this.

If maturity is the argument, there are several different options I'd be considering:

Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to work
Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to not have already made things incredibly uncomfortable at work
Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to detect flirting
Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to ask a coworker out
Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to have hiking as a hobby/date proposal
Nobody on 4chan is mature enough to not just reply "yeah sure" to the boyfriend idea