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Save up, go on a nice holiday overseas.
Save up, buy a house.
Take up a new expensive hobby like cycling or photography.
Donate to charity.
Donate to worthy political causes.
Get a dopamine hit from seeing number go up.
So many options.
Fund a random Twitch streamer's life while you stay at home doing nothing.
Buy a politician and actually change shit.
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Put money into retirement.
On average people need over $1,000,000 in it to retire comfortably now.
A lot of these are high effort and arguably not woth doing
Are you okay?
I wasn't talking about myself. See, if anon didn't even think about traveling for example, he probably will need a passport, vaccinations, foreign payment methods, luggage, etc. That takes a person with a full time job weeks to sort out.
Become a patron of the arts and help some students through university.
Work less.
Withdraw it in coins to throw at poor people.
Yes. Buy lots and lots of options.