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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 day ago (49 children)

Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they'll go about living again.

In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head ... you've more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.

[–] arin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She just stole a loaf of bread. Her sister's child was close to death, she was starving.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATION BY MEME CONFIRMED

Prisoner 2460206451! You're no one. Lol. Your time is up and your time is up and I'm Javert! You know what that means.

It means I'm freeeeeee~eeeeeee~eeee^eeeee^.

No.

Every time I get reminded of Le Mis I hear this youtube poop in my head and start giggling.

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