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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Beans are sad emergency food.

If I'm in a situation where beans are necessary, I'm awfully desperate and out of options.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am hurt and am formally rescinding my open invitation to join me for burrito or chilli night for you

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm Norwegian, I make my own meaty beanless burritos every Friday.

The only good traditional variant is birria. Beanless.
Burritos should be a treat, not a beany staple.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Beans can absolutely be a treat if you cook them right. I'm sorry you've never been able to experience tasty beans.

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