this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (9 children)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago
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