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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Post the full story

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is there more to it?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

same thing happened to me

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Happens

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.