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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 1 week ago

The stairwell turns into one of those rescuer death traps like monoxide filled ground tanks.

An EMT runs in, screams when the wall of pain hits his lungs. No sound escaping his lungs as he drops unconcious from shock.

Not responsing, the emergency services send in more EMTs, all of them getting instantly deliciously marinated in the fumes of hell incarnate with a hint of garlic and mango