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Kate Nash and Lily Allen on OnlyFans should be a wake-up call for the music industry (www.standard.co.uk)

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Let’s hope it happens when you’re really old and are starting to lose your mental faculties so you end up living on the street.

It’ll be like the ancap version of a Christmas Carol but even funnier.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol -3 points 1 week ago

Hehe, I see you're the ultra-kind type of person - Hoping that elderly gets swindled. Funny? Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Also, elderly who've lost their mental faculties to the point where they're a danger to themselves should be put under care. Some of my grandparents were, I hope I will if the situation arises. But then again, unlike you I don't want elderly to be swindled or robbed.