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Crypto boss eats banana art he bought for $6.2 million (rfi.my)

submitted 5 days ago by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying he should have wasted that banana when there's children starving in Africa?

[–] Napdyn@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No you plant the banana and let it multiply so you can dig them up in the warm season and feed many

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sadly, that's not how bananas work.

[–] Napdyn@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah you put them in the ground and then the flowers bloom on the tap root that comes out the end of the banana. They are then fertilised by earth worms and once the bananas ripen you then pull them out as the bunch we all know and love.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

wtf alien banana are you talking about

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Bananas are weird trees, not under the ground. Just in case you aren't just talking shit for fun.