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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No wait, here's a lawn mower and 2 bucks!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alright then, thanks for the gift!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, that's for mowing the lawn. Also I'll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.