My current conspiracy theory is that he is gonna get assassinated by the """far left""" (aka totally not the Republican party), which will trigger a full fascist takeover. He's too old for me to imagine him being able to make it through a full second term, and too unpredictable for Republican politicians to actually want him to be around; so the ideal situation would be to have him publicly assassinated and use that to drum up support for massive surveillance and restrictions on personal freedom.

[–] cliffracerflyyy@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago

The biggest joke of all is how American voters believe that there's any kind of active mainstream left in US politics.

[–] Dupree878@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I see it all as a play to push Vance forward. Whether taking over or just as the next candidate

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

His dad lived to 93 and his mum until 88. He might be with us for another couple of decades

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Did they both exclusively eat McDonald's?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Yeah even if he doesn't get assassinated, I do think he's nothing more than an idiotic puppet for the real enemies to democracy to command.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This is where I disagree. I've watched this trump fellow for quite some time. The universe has a ginormous hard on for the guy, sure there might be 100 assignation attempts but guaranteed he squeaks through each one of them.