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State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 7 months ago by inkrifle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A state senator in Tennessee urinated on himself while taking a field sobriety test, according to reports and video from the incident. Sen. Ken Yager, a 77-year-old Republican representing a district in the north of his state, was pulled over by a Georgia State trooper around 5 p.m. on Tuesday on suspicion his vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run the same day.

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 116 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Breaking: Trump is considering Sen Ken Yager for a position in his cabinet.

You don't know if I'm joking or not...

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 months ago

It's a straight up 50-50 chance

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Blackmailing him is going to be hard, the pee tape is already released.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Still the poo poo tape

[–] teft@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

White House Chauffeur if we're going with the overall theme of the other appointees.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

In charge of NHTSA maybe? He's vaguely familiar with putting yellow lines on roads.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The previous president provided this pee-pant politician a position in his party?

How plausibly possible.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Didn't the republicans have a Pee Party movement at some moment in history?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

With Trump it is all about that "alpha male" image. He would never associate with anyone that pissed their pants.

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

That's not what I heard. 🤫

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I assume head of the ATF?