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submitted 10 months ago by mesmere@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.

Make a constitution roll.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.