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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 week ago (1 children)

De-escalating with mentally troubled people.

Step 1: agree with them

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Step 2: Patient is now the president

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine if someone snuck some therapy pills into the president's cofifeffifeffee.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

reminds me of that film where someone puts LSD into the water of some military base. Then everyone chills and start rolling in the grass, smelling flowers or smt.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 week ago