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Anon tries to be attractive (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Well don't it make my brown eye blue.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If it's blue you're likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn't hurt unless you want it to.

[–] theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If it's blue it's not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.

[–] Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

ALT TEXT: A close up picture of Widowmaker from Overwatch, a character with blue skin. She looks slightly surprised.