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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon tries to be attractive (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 56 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I feel like he's going around showing people.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn't afraid of anything.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The deep lore lmao

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You guys don't?

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Found the cat

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again ?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously

[–] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And who can blame him?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

picture of Japanese toilet control panel

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

wonderful, thanks.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just in case

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Of what???

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well don't it make my brown eye blue.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's blue you're likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn't hurt unless you want it to.

[–] theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's blue it's not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn't be in the "wiping your asshole is gay" crew or that would presumably be ineffective