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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

look near the condoms. You'll find some really basic and boring ones.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Last time I looked (years ago, admittedly) you’d also have to know what you were looking for to find it. Like a plain box with no pictures that just says “personal massager”. You can find racier stuff in a Spencer’s.