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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] tiny@midwest.social 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What are they going to do next? Make registry of dildos? Have a dildo buyback program? Regulate the length and girth?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago

Home inspections would trigger lots of backlash. This will just regulate physical stores because the lawmakers are boomers. Also you can't have a massively-multi-dildo display at home if you expect snitches to come over.

Maybe they'll use this as an excuse to monitor people's online activity and/or mail. What if you're buying dildos? Also lathes and 3D printers might become popular among sex shops for on-demand production. Invest!

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Everything's s dildo if you are brave enough.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Certainly color..