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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system

I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Mom uses uint64 sorry