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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 6 months ago by lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 167 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (11 children)

pissing standing up

I sit on my throne like a king.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 71 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I sit down every time I go to piss because it's one if the few places where I can be sure I'll be left alone. It's not about the piss. It's about the break.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Someone doesn't just get followed into the bathroom I see.

[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Thank fuck, tbh.

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