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[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By nutting directly into the toilet, bypassing the need for tissue

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You still need the tissue to rub yourself with. Jerking off bare handed is painful, especially if you don't have foreskin because your parents were religious barbarians.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wtf who jerks it with a tissue

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fucking everybody without foreskin who realizes that lotion/lube is too messy.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 1 points 1 year ago

if it's painful don't grip that hard. how could possibly be hurting yourself trying to jack off and think "no, it's my dick that's wrong."