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Polish general fired after missing anti-tank mines were found in IKEA (www.politico.eu)

submitted 1 month ago by user224@lemmy.sdf.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/52413761

Summary

Polish Defense Minister dismissed Maj. Gen. Artur Kępczyński, head of the Support Inspectorate, following the discovery of missing anti-tank mines in an IKEA warehouse.

Reports suggest Kępczyński concealed the mishap, which occurred in June 2024 when soldiers failed to unload a train carrying explosives.

False documentation masked the missing mines until IKEA contacted the military to retrieve them.

The defense ministry did not specify reasons for the dismissal, but an investigation is ongoing.

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[–] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess that explains why my IKEA order for the STÊPPËNBØØMEN is showing as backordered.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

SPRÄNGMÄRKT

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LÄTTANTÄNDLIG

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DANSKJÄVEL

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Det är inte mattor vi sätter namn på nu.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Är inte minor en sorts livsfarliga mattor?

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Jomen tekniskt sett.