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[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Target near me has all the booze locked up. They have a button you can press to get an employee to open the cases for you to buy something. I waited 10 minutes for someone to come and open up the case to buy a bottle of Campari. Nobody ever showed up. I wrote Target to tell them I'll be looking elsewhere from now on for any item they keep in a case.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

10 minutes for a bottle of alcohol? That's bullshit. I've never seen a place where the liquor is locked up near me.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Yup. It’s TOTAL bullshit. I felt like I was in some place like Pakistan where they keep the booze locked up and you have to tell them how many Units you require and then they go and get it for you. But worse, because they never fucking get it for you at lockup Target.