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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I worked on the ambulance, we once needed after hours access to a small electric company park to land a helicopter (mountainous area, not many flat spaces). That was the night I learned that the fire department keeps a "universal key" (bolt cutters) on hand for just such an occasion.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's less destructive than taking the gate down with the jaws of life.