Is he increasing the amount of children to hang around him as meat shields? By the end of the year there will be so many of them he'll feel like he's at one of his emerald mines

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

Nah, he hits up Jizzlane Maxwell to kidnap them, then hits up Epstein's bestie to join in.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

I believe it's called the "master race".

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cyber-torso

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

There are actually 3 children there taking turns piloting the torso

[–] OmgItBurns@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it just me or does it look like they Photoshopped him in there. Like the scale of his body doesn't seem to mesh with the rest of the pic.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

There's definitely a photoshop variation of this photo that made the rounds, but no... this is what he actually looks like - presumably the wegovy will help https://youtu.be/aFqjoCbZ4ik?si=MRrkiZShiNhved5u

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he tape/strap a go pro to his chest?

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

If the camera adds ten pounds he looks like he added enough cameras to his torso to record the matrix bullet time effect.