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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I never meant to make it past 29, what the hell am I still doing here?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that's it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

🎶You've been hit by🎶

🎶You've been hit by a geriatric criminal🎶

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Just like op said "Just one more year"