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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sir I think you are forgetting that you do not pull the pens completely out with every thrust unless you want to snap it off by accident. I think a 1.25 multiplier to your calculation is therefore necessary.

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That’s a fair assumption to make. So our totally real OPs wife now has to make 80 fucks at minimum instead of 64