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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Compostable garbage is still garbage. In a landfill it doesn't decompose properly and causes methane, which is worse than CO2.

Point is, the whole thing is stupid unless we do proper composting. So I kinda get byo-straws.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You heard it here, throw your biostraws into a ditch!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes!

Except most of those are only compostable in industrial compost settings. Side of the road isn't hot enough.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

With climate change, it soon will be.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What about a noodle shaped into a straw? Even if you toss it out the window at least it's biodegradable.

[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Just hand out twizzlers for everything. Double points if you can bite the ends off and then jam it into the cup for the customer before handing it to them.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Saw in an Italian LIDL, noodles repackaged as straws. Didn't try them but they should taste terrible, especially with hot drinks (and lethal for celiac people)

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I tried them once, liked them. Ate them after using them once, as it is impossible to keep them from rotting in the long run. They were just a bit too expensive, though, so I probably won't repeat that experience.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

As long as it goes out the window and not into a landfill, that's good