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[โ€“] Probius@sopuli.xyz 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The correct response in this scenario is to challenge another family member (that you think you can beat) to an arm wrestle. If they lose, they are therefore also weaker than the 12 year old and can no longer talk shit.

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Unless it's your grandma, in which case you have to let her win. But never let her challenge your younger brother or she will let him win, and then the whole hierarchy of strength goes looney tunes meets dragon ball