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Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile, sources say (www.cnn.com)

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Trump administration officials fired more than 300 staffers Thursday night at the National Nuclear Security Administration — the agency tasked with managing the nation’s nuclear stockpile — as part of broader Energy Department layoffs, according to four people with knowledge of the matter.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oopsie, accidentally lost some nukes.

What's that? israel mysteriously found some nukes? Guess we'll never know where they got them from, its a mystery...

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Israel already illegally developed nuclear weapons on their own

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Stole them from the US*

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Stole them from the US*

fucking what

Israel's nuclear program development was dependent on French and British support

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 4 days ago

I knew it was a joint venture with South Africa.