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Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.
They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.
Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine
Close, they are mormons fucking
To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.