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[–] astanix@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.