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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is the kind of timetravel story I want to see

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Well it's groundhogs day.... again.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a powered combat exoskeleton in my pussy.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

The Goonies

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