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Anon buys a watch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

place a marker halfway in your closet. every hour stand at the marker and see if the beep is to your left or right. Should be able to find it in <8 attempts.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they've seen it and then they'll find it instantly

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Or your dad, if you're my kids.

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You guys are hilarious! There's no way I'm going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

[–] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

And if it beeps on the same side no matter which way you're facing, you might be wearing it.