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We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to compare to the Ford Pinto, a car so notoriously combustible that it has become a watchword for corporate greed. Let’s start with the data...

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[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

JFC, I can't believe they beat the pinto.

This has been an old mechanic joke since the 80s. Lol

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i remember those. had one for a short bit. i actually liked the car.. but ya know, being a teenager, you'd like pretty much any car if it was the only one you had to drive.

the car after that was a red mustang. it was puurrdy. i hated it. it had the 4cyl pinto engine. step on the gas and it just groaned.. noooooooo!!. the pinto was faster (it had a v6).

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I still own a Ranger that has that same Lima 2.3L engine. Believe it or not, I don't think it's that bad.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dad had a friend who once had a job basically slapping the rear end from one Pinto onto the front end of another, and he said that one time a safety inspector remarked that he was making them safer than they were rolling out of the factory.

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

EldritchFemininity: Describes being hired to build the human centipede, but out of Ford Pintos

Also EldritchFemininity: Refuses to elaborate; leaves.