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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Murica (lemmy.ml)

submitted 17 hours ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

But what if i need to commute 600 miles to work and back every day and on top of that once a year I drive a million miles to my vacation home? Checkmate!

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Sorry, a car can't take me across the ocean. From now on, all of my trips will be made by airplane as this is the only vehicle that can cover all of my needs.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

I would get another job. :D