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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But what if i need to commute 600 miles to work and back every day and on top of that once a year I drive a million miles to my vacation home? Checkmate!

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, a car can't take me across the ocean. From now on, all of my trips will be made by airplane as this is the only vehicle that can cover all of my needs.

[–] aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 month ago

Quite right! It's why I commute in an a380.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I would get another job. :D