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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

So the curb (being a metaphor for mankind) caught your leg (a metaphor for the undertaker), and plunged you towards an ATM (colloquially referred to as "an announcers table" in some circles). A bit cryptic but I got it.