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Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 year ago by imvii@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.

[–] ozoned@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.

[–] lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need to take a trump

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

MASA, Make America Shit Again!

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Some bootlicker of a legislator in Tennessee had proposed a bill to change the name of the Nashville airport to Trump International Airport. Fortunately, it didn't even make it to committee vote.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shhh he doesn't need any help with ideas

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Let them have their bingo. They almost have a row.