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This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.
You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.
I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.
I need to take a trump
MASA, Make America Shit Again!
I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.
OMG !!! Ass did not change into a** !! THANK YOU lemmy.world
I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...
That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.
He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself
I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.
Some bootlicker of a legislator in Tennessee had proposed a bill to change the name of the Nashville airport to Trump International Airport. Fortunately, it didn't even make it to committee vote.
Shhh he doesn't need any help with ideas
Let them have their bingo. They almost have a row.
Are there any landfills or garbage islands in the oceans that still need names? Trump’s name would go perfectly on them