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If they do this then they should at least be consistent and remove every mention of the words Straight, Bi, Pan and Trans as well
Taking your Biplane for a transatlantic flight, straight to the Panama canal? That's a paddlin
That phrase is an incantation to cause aneurysms in racist grandpas.
Bicycles are banned. Cars are no longer allowed to have transmissions either.
Tran-sport in general is banned. So is all Bi-ology.
Via the Gulf of Mexico.
Transatlantic towards Panama?
We Europeans didn't ban those words.
Transcontinental would work though
I wonder how the fascies will say: "I need a new frying pan"