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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency (nationalpost.com)

submitted 14 hours ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 77 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

But what am I supposed to drink after next month?

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 32 points 14 hours ago

No, you see... that's a monthly subscription amount.

Some people just don't read the article. 🤪

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Water. The hangover will last till the next inauguration. You won’t even notice what’s going on while you puke.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It's a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.