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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency (nationalpost.com)

submitted 17 hours ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

One beer a day?

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump's presidency, but what would happen to you?

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You become an alcoholic I mean republican

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

At least with an alcoholic l, there is some chance to reason.